you know what I didn’t realize I missed until I saw him do it today? I missed how Michael Phelps would just put his hand on the side of the pool and jump out with his entire huge body, like it was just something to do and his body weight wasn’t 100% pure dense muscle. I just love him. Also, he’s like, my youngest celebrity crush. So I am capable of liking people under thirty.
MP getting a massage whilst checking his phone
23 April 2014
from the Daily Fail
uhhhhh can i have that job?
um yes hello michael phelps is swimming again but more importantly there is this picture
first of all how dare you
first thing I thought when I woke up! I like, leapt out of bed! …And then remembered the huge time difference.
Michael Phelps and Bob Bowman press conference
who fucking did this and are you trying to kill me
Michael Phelps - 52.84s
Ryan Lochte - 52.94
Michael Andrew - 55.23
BECAUSE HE’S BACK
Suck it Lochteeeeeeeeeee.
Screenshots from MP’s first race back in the pool. He took first in his heat.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So proud! Even though I had absolutely nothing to do with it and he was clearly going to win anyway. Still fun to watch him.
I need this to be a meme. Michael’s look of “unimpressed” is too good to pass up.
They look kind of tense? Wonder if they had a fight before.
May be my favorite that she has worn through this tour!
Absolutely beautiful! Wow!
awwwww look how he’s looking at her in the fifth one!
now let’s play, “Do I like it, or do I think it looks like the rings on packs of Coke?”