Obnoxious sparkley shirt? Check. Obnoxious yellow hair bow? Check. Blue Moon pumpkin ale? Check. I’d say I’m ready for some LSU football🏈🏈🏈🐅🐅🐅 #ignoremymorbidobesity #atleastihavethenormalamountofchins

Obnoxious sparkley shirt? Check. Obnoxious yellow hair bow? Check. Blue Moon pumpkin ale? Check. I’d say I’m ready for some LSU football🏈🏈🏈🐅🐅🐅 #ignoremymorbidobesity #atleastihavethenormalamountofchins

The One with All the Pizzas.

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You’re one of those a cappella girls, I’m one of those a cappella boys,

and we’re gonna have aca-children. It’s  i n e v i t a b l e.

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when people ask me what i’m doing, sometimes the only honest answer is, “planning my never wedding to no one.”

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

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coolscar:

when ur hair is long enough that it brushes your arm sometimes or even your leg when ur sitting down and ur like “OH GOD A SPIDER” but its just your hair

(via timsheltess)

Clearly, my problems are worse

Will, Kate and Lupo at King’s Cross station yesterday

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lheartlondon:

Autumn in London

do i get my usual saturday noon-ish breakfast of egg whites on a whole wheat bagel

or do i get pizza?

these are the questions y’all.

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bowielegged:

i just saw a science fact and thought ‘thats probably not real’ so i guess im a republican now. im going to go buy a gun and not please my wife in bed.

(via the-sekorts)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via dont-get-2-close)

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

(via okaycoldplay)