today I have to: get a spray tan, pick up my All You Need Is Love lyrics, go to therapy (which is poor timing but I couldn’t think of a time when I need it MORE than right now), pick my friend up from the airport, get a bag/box for her to put cards in, put together an emergency kit, then drive to my mom’s.
tomorrow I have to: meet my sister for a mani/pedi at 11:30 (and I’m driving from roughly 1.5 hrs away. WHY CAN’T WE DO IT SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL FOREVER??), tea with the bridesmaids at 3:00 (Molly doesn’t even like tea!), rehearsal @ 5:00, rehearsal DINNER @ 7:00.
Saturday: Okay, so the ceremony starts at 5:30. AND WE HAVE TO START GETTING READY AT 10:00. AS IN, IN THE MORNING. They say it’ll take until three. Five hours! Five hours to get our hair and make up done! It’s not like we’re all getting nose jobs or something! Why in the name of god would it take five hours?!?!?!?!
Deeeeeeeeeeeeep breathing. It’ll all be over soon…